A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No" he replies, "I just got this state of the art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state of the art watch, whats so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "Whats it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, " Damn things an hour fast."
cool wrist watch
by John Doe 5 Replies latest social humour
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John Doe
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oompa
good one. sounds like a classic, but have never heard it before...oompa
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NewYork44M
an original classic. Heya, Oompa. Shouldn't you be at the meeting right now?
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oompa
They kicked me off the school....really. Maybe I am the first to graduate! I have only been for the big Sept KM QB meeting lately.
Plus....Im at the beeeach, Im att the beeeach, Im at thee beeeach.....91 and heaven today
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NewYork44M
How do you get kicked off the school? I think they are still assigning me talks. and I have not been to a meeting in 5 years
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John Doe
Sounds like something out of Top Gun, huh.