Hey, my Catholic grandmother shunned my JW mother, and now. . .

by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
    Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

    my JW mother shuns me.

    I just figured this out. When my parents became Hohos in 1974 in AZ, my mother preached the sh*t out of everyone, so that her Catholic mother and sisters couldn't stand her. Once, we were visiting the grandparents in Indiana, and in the car my mom started this this, what turned into a rant about Jehoho this Jehoover that, in the new system I'll have a lion bs, and my grandmother expertly turned her head in frustration and said, "Look at that cornfield!" That was a joke of our for many years until she died, then it was funnier still, you could effectively end any conversation abruptly in our house with the cornfield observation.

    Early on in our fade, my mother wrote how I had hurt her so much because we were so close, and I said something like 'knock it off, why can't we be friends? leave your religion out of our relationship', so naturally then she recounted what wonderful parents they were and how I had pioneered for so long and now I wouldn't get to the new world just like what's his name in the bobble, standing on the hill overlooking the promised land knowing he would die, and thus I ended an email conversation with my mother with, "Look at that cornfield!"

    It's just history repeating itself.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    By the time my Protestant Great Grandmother died she was shunning most of her children and grandchildren for joining various religious groups.

    If my mother ever announces that she going to shun me, she will be reminded of that.

    (I didn't make the mistake of baptism)

    Cheers

    Chris

  • LtCmd.Lore
    LtCmd.Lore
    "Look at that cornfield!"

    I foresee a new meme developing...

    Lore - W.W.S.D?

  • Dorktacular
    Dorktacular

    ME: Hey, Watchtower Bible & Tract Society, whatever happened to 1975....

    WTBS: Hey! Look at that cornfield!

    hee hee hee

  • megsmomma
    megsmomma

    LOL....I am going to use this simple, yet genious, response when I want to end a JW conversation!!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    "Look at that cornfield!"

    I think I can use that cuz I live in Indiana too

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Too funny... for years now, when I go off on a tangent that my husband wants to bring to an end quickly he'll look up quickly and while pointing upward with his index finger he'll say, "Oh, look! The Space Shuttle!" lol It's quite effective.

    J

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