The New 2 Minute Sermon For The Door to Door Work!

by new boy 3 Replies latest jw experiences

  • new boy
    new boy

    Just posted this on Fresia Thread.

    If you were to come up with their new 2 minute condenced sermon what would you say?

    Ring....Ring...

    "Yes Hello"

    "We are going door to door asking people if they are happy.....So are you happy?"

    "No...I'm not happy"

    "Good!...You are just the kind of people we are looking for. We have good news for you, God is reel pissed off and he is going to kill just about everyone real soon.

    "Really?"

    "Yes really.....but if you join US, you will get to live, because he likes us better then everyone else for some odd reason....Oh by the way...God will kill your friends and family too unless they join up also!...So what do you think?.....Do you want to come join us in worshipping the "Happy god Jehovah?"

    "Great were do I sign up....Your just the type of religion I was looking for!"

    And they wonderful way their numbers are falling ....go figure?

  • oompa
    oompa

    I like it. short and to the point, saves a lot of study time. I it, you know, my doctors get it, my wife doesn't....oompa

  • zack
    zack

    Think of all the $$$ they could save on printing costs!

  • llbh
    llbh

    Said practically the same to my 14yr Jw daughter about me and her two brothers being decidedly absent after great tribulation. I do not think she had worked it out I am s.till not sure she has.

    succint post

    llbh

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