Just posted this on Fresia Thread.
If you were to come up with their new 2 minute condenced sermon what would you say?
Ring....Ring...
"Yes Hello"
"We are going door to door asking people if they are happy.....So are you happy?"
"No...I'm not happy"
"Good!...You are just the kind of people we are looking for. We have good news for you, God is reel pissed off and he is going to kill just about everyone real soon.
"Really?"
"Yes really.....but if you join US, you will get to live, because he likes us better then everyone else for some odd reason....Oh by the way...God will kill your friends and family too unless they join up also!...So what do you think?.....Do you want to come join us in worshipping the "Happy god Jehovah?"
"Great were do I sign up....Your just the type of religion I was looking for!"
And they wonderful way their numbers are falling ....go figure?