We hope you enjoy your stay. Our staff will work tirelessly to meet your every need.
For all those who have never been a JW, or are successful faders, we will supply you with many creature comforts.
For for former JW's who have disassociated themselves, we also provide unlimited cable and alcohol.
For those disfellowship we will also include recreational drugs.
For active JW's we even offer the latests high-tech meds orally, patch, but mostly iv-drip.
So welcome all and stay as long as you like, Camp Seretonin is a place you can call home.....oompa