Phrophicies using the GBMobile Most Holy Rearview Mirror

by oompa 3 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  oompa

  1874-jesus has come invisibly and is going to start armageddon in 1914--the good will go to heaven

  Years later the GBMobile was cruising along and looked into the Holy Rearview Mirror and saw: Wait a second that wasnt jesus who came in 1874, that was just our intensified work leading up to Jesus Coming in1914 which started all the wordly mess. We should have seen it wasnt armagadon, just Jesus coming.

  What pray tell would he do. Its 1925 and we still havent seen our good boys from heaven coming down to help us, lets get in the GBMobile and go....check the Holy Rearview Mirror and loooooo, we see that jesus was busy inspecting religion in general and looking for who was doing a good job...how the hey did we miss that I told you we needed to get our act together. Now we see we were approved in 1919....and Babylon really got her ass kicked by jesus.....cause she cant mess with us anymore....looks like he kicked her so hard she fell down and cant get up!

  Im sure you will find more rearview prophecy as you drive the GBMobile. Why is it we cant do it the old bible way. God will bring fire and destroy you sodom........KaBaMaZapCracklePop...and its done. I have not found a single Bible account where big shit goes down and NOBODY notices at the time. And then YEARS later propets go Hey I know a prophecy that I could of said so I could tell you now it happend when the walls of Jerico fell down......WTF....oompa
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  Sarah Smiles

  Good Point! and what a laugh! That is how I feel when I read Pay Attention to Daniels Prophesy! They wrote themselves into Daniels Vision! with dates and everything. As you Know Daniel has no dates and everyone knows what the image represents which are certain kingdom destruction until the Messiah appears.

  Anyhow, it really stinks when the WTBTS put themselves in Daniels vision. Do you think Daniel had a vision about 1914 and God kingdom on earth the Jehovah's Witnesses when no other dates were mentioned? LOL it does not even fit! Why would God need Daniel to mentioned Jesus earthly kingdom established date or his enthronement date!

  Can you see Daniel stating, "I had a future dream, in 1914 the Jehovah's Witnesses or Bible Students during World War 1 they are the only ones who are God's choosen people." The people would say to Daniel, "What kind of vegtables have you been eating?

  Ignore me, Good point Oompa!
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  WTWizard

  This is what happens when you use non-sequitors to predict the end of the world. You have to invent more non-sequitors to make this fit in. Then you are forced into the book; otherwise nothing would fit. Of course, once the date comes and goes, the prediction goes out of date and you look like a fool.

  That is when the Watchtower Society uses its hindsight to correct the dates. Now, the new predictions are still ahead, and the old ones can be disposed of. That worked before these apostate Web sites came up. However, now when they make a prediction, it is going to end up on the Internet at once. And then, when it goes out of date, the original page is going to be a big embarrassment.
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  Bonnie_Clyde

  They wrote themselves into Daniels Vision! with dates and everything. As you Know Daniel has no dates and everyone knows what the image represents which are certain kingdom destruction until the Messiah appears

  Had to laugh! Pages 27 and 28 of the 1-15-08 WT states that we will have the "joy and privilege" to be able" to explain to Daniel the fulfillment of the prochecies he wrote down but did not understand!" Maybe by the time Daniel is resurrected we will have figured out the real meaning of the King of the North....