JESUS! QUICK!

by Mincan 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    I have a JW onthe phone answering questions

    PLESASE TELL ME QUESTIONS TO ASK HIM, FOR FUNNY ANSWERS!

    THIS IS SO FUNNY!

    "They tell me I have post tramuatic stress disorder"
    "What caused that"
    "leaving a cult"
    "oh, well the demons are good at using that disorder, putting that label on people, they have you present certain things."
    "the demons make you say certain things so that the doctor will diagnose me as PTSD."
    "do you believe that demons exist"
    "its general knowledge"
    "do my doctors"
    " idnt know"
    ask them
    they can make people lie?
    they can influence our decisions?
    they could make us sin?
    yes
    so if I use sex and marijuana will i be resurrected?
    "are you baptised"
    "no"
    then chances are you will

    it would be interesting to hear what the pschiatrists would say if you told them one of your friends thinks demons are the cause of
    the problem"

    HURRY ASK QUESTIONS FOR ME TO ASK HIOM1!!! THIS IS FUNNY!

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    one time we took our son to the physicatrist once a long time ago because you could tell something ws weong, and the pshy told us
    we were his problem and You were abusing him. (locked up at molesting the first word he used)

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    your suffering unnecessarily.
    what would heel my suffering?
    you already know draw close to jehovah that whats weere told to do?
    told to do?
    by the bible, thats the words of the apostle paul.
    so the apostle paul
    no i think it was peter. peter was inspired by god and wrote this.

    how to reconcile OT god with NT god?
    he was protecting people he said would develop fill the earth.
    but all along he knew his son would have to come
    are you typing?
    yees, im writing this to answer
    becasues hes doing things by proceedure. it would prove they were imperfect and would need a messiah.
    so god just tested them purposely?
    why did he need to show them they were imperfect?
    to show they needed a saviour?
    what did adam throw away?
    everlasting life?
    how?
    by diobeying jehovah by deicde what is right and wrong. so god said what was wrong and right. he has teh right to decide
    whose right and wrong.
    how to you prove it?
    its a logical thing. he proven himself loving.
    no he hasn't. you just said he made them see they were imperfect?
    he had to let them see. obviously they didnt get it. Like you, you don't get it.
    what dont I get?
    things Im doing are abusing my spirit. making me go to wordly doctors. they cant save you they cant even save theemselves. thell that to your psychiatrist. learning everything they know from a book some idiot wrote.
    so people wrote the bible?
    your forcing me to write a letter to you? I'm a terrible thinking. but i see your in a terrible state of mind to discuss things. (this is him seeing that i am getting to the heart of the matter, andhim using an ecuse to leave theconverstation.)

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    jehovahs given you a lot of information on how to be happy. do you feel thats accurate?
    no?
    what is there that he gives you that make you not happy?
    the organisation fucked up my worldview on a lot of issues, and made me completely socially inept, and gave me no real-world strategies for dealing with issues,
    thats what you feel?
    yeah, and theyve stolen my entire life from me.
    i think you could easily see it that way?
    why would tha be easy to see?
    becasuse your missing so many factors, for some reason you dont see what JEhovah doing.
    whats jehovah doing?
    trying to protect from a system that is unjust and unfair and corrupt
    hows he doing that?
    things hes taught youtaht you say are messing you up. hes made you unable to be corrupt and bad. hes taught you things for your benefit.

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    took a big bong hit ignoring him now listening to progressive metal

  • changeling
    changeling

    Are you OK?

    changeling

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    I'm fine, sorry, was really high and trying not to laugh at these insane answers! Can you believe how insane the responses he gives to my questions are.

    Sorry had no time for punctuation etc

    In the end I got so baked I just started laying into him with ad dissium logicallies

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