I chronicled in another thread the story of my horny, hyperactive older brother. Now for those of you in Michigan and possibly the surrounding areas, you might know him. I'll give you a few hints.
- He's really tall and was skinny up until a few years ago.
- He has proposed marriage to nearly every single Jehovah's Witness woman of legal age in the state of Michigan
- He is EXTREMELY social and has no shame
- He complains like a child when he doesn't eat a massively huge meal every 2 hours
- He has been known to call people more than 20 times a day
- He is obsessed with marriage and sex, often bringing up inappropriate topics to women he's just met
- He is EXTREMELY bad with money despite the fact he has very little. He is more likely to buy CDs, tapes, and DVDs with his last $30 than fill his empty fridge
- He will invite people out to eat even though he has no money. He will not mention this fact until the bill comes, and you either have to pay his way, or suffer the embarrassment of the restaurant making him do dishes.
Everywhere where JWs gather I always find at least half a dozen people that know him. I couldn't throw a stone in an assembly hall without hitting at least 3 women he's proposed to. So I'm wondering if anyone on here has encountered this tall, horny, hyperactive brother from West Michigan.