Did you ever tell this to God....

JH

Dear God, give me this or that, and I'll go back to the meetings ?

wanderlustguy

No fair editing the question while I was answering it!

You're on reproof now.

ButtLight

No, But I asked him to help me with medical problems, and I would go back, and the next day the JW's came a knocking! (they come here once in a very blue moon)

bigwilly

No, I find asking imaginary entities for favors a little ridiculous. That, and nothing said entity could do for me would be worth going back.

JH

No fair editing the question while I was answering it!

Did I change it that much....

I forgot the exact way that I worded it the first time

All I asked for was lots of money and perfect health, lots of sex, and I'd be a happy Witness

primitivegenius

i just wanted the governing body to elect me emperor for life............ and run to do my bidding.

Dear God, give me this or that, and I'll go back to the meetings ? No but I test him periodically in other ways, I say do this or that and I'll believe in you. He delivers about 50% of the time. I guess that means I believe in him half the time.

blueviceroy

Nope , my god doesn't do favors.

JK666

I asked him to just let me die at times, and he never listened (obviously)

JK

troubled mind

right after I quit going to meetings I asked if the witnesses truly are where you want me to be send them to my door .......guess who showed up ?

The Methodist youth ministry group from the Methodist church down the street ! hahahaha

Never heard that on assembly experiences