by sweetstuff 6 Replies latest social humour
My seven year old is doing her homework, and I hear this horrified gasp. She stomps towards me, "mommy this book they gave us is bad!", she shows me a page, where a farmer has put up a poster of puppies for sale:
COLLIE PUPPIES FOR SALE,
TWO MALES, ONE BITCH.
ROFLMAO, she showed her sister who was equally disgusted. She said, that's what the "male" puppies she be called. Why are the girl puppies called bitches and the boys are just "male" she asks me? Good question.
Probably because witches was already taken.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, john doe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!put foot in mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
big d
She said, that's what the "male" puppies should be called.
LOL! Wow, she's pretty young to be in on the extremely effective and totally pervasive male conspiracy. I'm definitely going to bring this up at the next top-secret meeting.
Not to worry! When they grow up they'll be called "dogs"! "The dog has returned to the disgusting thing." I wonder what that is?
"The dog has returned to the disgusting thing." I wonder what that is?
An old back issue of The Watchtower.
Robert V Frazier
