Hillbilly Vasectomy

by DJK 4 Replies latest social humour

  • DJK
    DJK

    Subject: Hillbilly vasectomy THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
    they could not afford a larger bed.
    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
    cousin didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative,"
    said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in
    Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your
    ear and count to 10."

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest
    tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
    can next to my ear is going to help me.'

    "Trust me," said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
    held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'
    '2'
    '3' '4' '5'

    ( you'll love this...)

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
    Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC .

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    I am so impressed Oklahoma isn't listed.

  • calico
    calico

    HA!

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Washington CD!!!

    :D

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle

    Loved that one!

    So I asked my Oklahoma neighbor why he wore a tuxedo to his vasectomy.

    He said, "If I'm gonna be im-po-tent, I'm gonna dress im-po-tent."

    Eagle

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