by LizardSnot 8 Replies latest jw friends
Loved Ones,
Liz here with some wonderful new Kingdom Songs that we came up with tonight in the JW Chat room.
Take Sides With Granola
Bless Granola, O My Soul
Be Steadfast Like Babe Ruth
Take My Coke
Keep Your Eyes On The Fries
Here I am, Lay Me
Follow The Scorpion King
Balls-Hung In Gilead
Sex-A Perfect Bond Of Union
Keep On Seeking First The King Dongs
Praise Slaw With Me
I'm sure you guys can come up with more...
Liz
You forgot my contribution:
We Spank You Jehovah
HOW COULD YOU have forgotten my contribution --
"Get Your Ass Back on Jehovah's Ark of Salvation!"
GentlyFeral
You are such fun to have around. I see you used my title.........Here I am lay me....... That's what we single, haven't dated in a year always think about LOL
Lilacs.........Isn't getting any class
"I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."
Our Possession of Peas 159
What Sort of Peanuts Ought We to Eat? 177
God Loves a Cheerio Eater 12
Have Tenderloin 216
Thirdson
'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'
Beer, precious gift from god
And don't forget "Do More Drugs - As Nazareth Did"
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"From Spouse To Spouse, From Whore To Whore"
"Keep Your Eyes On The Thighs"
"Pee Like Jeremiah"
--Michael
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
Stay Awake, Stand Firm Grow Mighty becomes the meeting song....
Stay Awake, Sit Up Stop Snoring
