A service story

by B_Deserter 8 Replies latest jw experiences

  • B_Deserter
    B_Deserter

    This story starts out as any old day in service. As one of only four regular pioneers in the congregation, I often found myself in car groups where I was the only male person. Some of the older sisters in the hall were tolerable, and others weren't so much. This day, I was with one of the other pioneers and two older sisters. This pioneer is one of those "I'm not getting married because I want to serve Jehovah (OH MY GOD IM SO HORNY I NEED A HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!)" so I'm going to refer to her as sister INGMBIWTSJ(HORNY).

    Sister INGMBIWTSJ(HORNY) just got back from a door where the householder had given her a stern dismissal and she commented "well I guess he doesn't deserve the truth." Since this was several months into my pioneering stint, I was already sick of her crap, so I quipped back, "well, you don't deserve it either." Her face was that of shock and she answered "oh really?" "No, you don't, only by God's undeserved kindness do we have the ransom sacrifice and knowledge." She immediately began to search for scriptures to rebuke me with, and found one. She showed me the one where it says "continue acting in a manner deserving of the good news." I answered with "even so, it's not your place to judge who is or isn't deserving." She shut up, and the sister that was driving said "I agree with you, ." It was a good day, as it always is when you get to put a bitchy, stuck up pioneer in her place.

  • BIG D
    BIG D

    only on thing left to do , punch her in the boob, like in kingpin!!!

    big d

  • poppers
    poppers

    I wish I could have seen her face. Good for you.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I have noticed that, as a group, pioneers are the most self-righteous group of people on the planet. They are no fun to work with, nor are they fun to associate with. They are quick to cut down anything you say that does not go along with their own personalities. It is not worth spending time with such a group of people that want to mold everyone else into clones of themselves.

  • solidergirl
    solidergirl

    You were funny for that. I cant believe she said that. Miss Im not getting married that why theyre so stuck up they never got any

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    B_Deserter wrote:

    "even so, it's not your place to judge who is or isn't deserving."

    Wonderful response!

    ESTEE

  • Warlock
    Warlock
    only by God's undeserved kindness do we have the ransom sacrifice and knowledge." She immediately began to search for scriptures to rebuke me with, and found one. She showed me the one where it says "continue acting in a manner deserving of the good news." I answered with "even so, it's not your place to judge who is or isn't deserving."

    Not only a good response, but a truthful one.

    Warlock

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    thats a damn fine story lol. ive been in that situation more times that i can remember............ cause as the only pioneer male in the group.......... i had to work with all the people that no one else wanted to work with.......... and i had to take the doors that no one else wanted because........... why............ i had to set the damn example............. wth.

    the only time i could go out with fun people was if i was sneaky about it and met up with them somewhere else........ but then i got chewed out for not being there at service time to conduct the damn meeting.............. and if you got a solid cargroup ahead of time...... wont mean someone wont bitch untill you break it up and distribute it amonst the rest........ unless you had plans that took you to a certain area and werent comeing back untill evening.................. cause they didnt want to spend that much time out............. they would let you go.

    gotta love the old folks who make special pains to remind everyone......... i was a SPECIAL PIONEER.......... so they are older than dirt and alot of the time as unchangeing. they got their minds made up and jesus couldnt change them if he tried..............

  • BIG D
    BIG D

    same here, i was always younger than the other sister pioneers and when they would come at me like that , i would quote 1 corn, 11;3

    they would shut up, hehheehee

    big d

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