So cnn.com got me again.
I saw this headline :
Lowered crack terms could free 20,000 early
I thought It would be a fart joke. I was wrong.
Sorry, I'm a guy. Fart jokes will always be funny.
Cnn.com fooled me again...
by Priest73 4 Replies latest jw friends
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Priest73
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Priest73
um. Like im the only guy to like fart jokes. gimme a break.
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Leolaia
Nothing, tho, is as lulsworthy as this:
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brinjen
Yup. Looks like you are the only guy to like fart jokes...
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Brother Apostate
Thread headline reminds me of the oft' quoted Bushism:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
Now, on the subject of fart jokes:
- ALZHEIMER FART
Gets lost on the way to your anus, and turns back and comes out your throat (a.k.a. burp)
- BEER FARTS
After consuming large amounts of beer, your body turns into a still, and the fermentation process continues.
- ARROGANT FART
"My farts don't stink", or "Girls don't fart".
- BRAIN FART
You need to fart, but you suffer from a mental block.
- ARTSY FART
A true work of art. Major points from the judges for smell, color, texture, and longevity.
- DONKEY FART
Comes from an ass and honks.
- ASSAULT FART
Louder than bombs, with flames shooting out your ass.
- GHOST FART
The ones you lay in your sleep that don't make a sound and don't smell.
- HOME ALONE FART
The loud, smelly ones you lay in the comfort of your own home.
- NOT ME FART
Releasing the hounds in public, and blaming it on someone else.
- JAIL FART
Stuck inside you all day, then makes its escape as soon as you get home from work.
- OLD FART
Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap.
- SHOE FART
You bend over to tie your shoe laces and Oops!
- TANK FART
Your farts can also be used as gas.
- TIRE FART
A real blow-out.
- U.F.O. FART
When someone else releases a NOT ME FART.
BA- Enjoy.
- ALZHEIMER FART
