I've always considered myself an astute entrepreneur and in the process of reading the forums this week I was struck by a brilliant niche market that has very little competition.
What is that? Why the soul saving business of course!
I have a ripe heathen soul that is prime for salvation, and there are so many people out there looking to save people's souls! How can this idea fail?
Each week I can auction off my soul to the highest bidder, then I can listen to the auction winner's religious pitch, perform whatever penance your religious faith requires and we can pray together.
I get salvation, and you get a spiritual notch in your belt that will ensure a better place in your afterlife. Win/Win!
Who can bid?
Anyone! My soul is pretty tarnished by all religious views, and I have a knack for sin, so if you don't win the first auction just hang around, I'll be ready for a conversion again within a matter of days.
So who wants first crack?
I also cater to spiritual fetishes.
Have you ever dreamed of converting a blasphemer?
...a satanist?
...an atheist?
...an agnostic?
I'm your heathen! I can even retain my previous religion and you can feel extra pious that you have converted a competing faith.
***SPECIAL RATE FOR DUO'S WITH NVR... CONVERT TWO HEATHENS AT ONCE***
Bidding may commence immediately.
Save My Soul aka Spiritual Prostitution
by Paralipomenon 7 Replies latest jw friends
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Paralipomenon
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Bobbi
Sweety, you can't offer something up for bid that you don't own. I have all the rights to your soul.
Bobbi
PS: Please send all bids to me!! Time to off load this sinner! -
AWAKE&WATCHING
Funny stuff - I swear you should put this on e-bay and make some money. Sell your soul.
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BFD
bobbi, I still have 5 Canadian dollars left from my trip up there.
Is there a minimum bid?
BFD
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Satanus
It could also be called soul rental, a week at a time.
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Bobbi
SOld to BFD!!!!! Wow that is a whole lot more than I expected to get. Bobbi
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BFD
COME TO POPPA ! We got some worshiping to do.
ROFLMGDAO !
BFD
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erynw
BFD, don't look down, your thingy fell off.
