This is from my web site, but I thought I'd just post it here for everybody:
Humor For Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses:
You Should Really Give Up On Your Friend Or Family Member Rejoining The Watchtower Society When...
11/16/07
Note: as if written for one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
1. ...you just won't shut up about it. Ever.
2. ...he uses all the Watchtower and Awake! magazines you've left him over the years and makes a huge bonfire...in your front yard.
3. ...he just can't stop laughing at the latest magazines you left him and starts shouting, "Can you believe this horse sh*t?" as he wipes the tears from his eyes.
4. ...you find out he's starring in that latest porno flick. (Hey! Why are you renting porn anyway?!?)
5. ...he leaves bear traps around his front yard with little signs that say "in case of Watchtower" in front of them.
6. ...he asks you for the name of a country where Jehovah's Witnesses haven't reached because he's thinking of moving there. "Pronto."
7. ...you see an image of Charles Taze Russell taped to his dart board.
8. ...he shows up at your place dressed as an ordained priest.
9. ...the policeman asks you to stop talking to him about "The Truth" so he'll let go of the hostages.
10. ...he tells you he isn't one of Jehovah's Witnesses any more and asks you to stop pestering him about it. (You guys seem to have a really hard time understanding this one)
Isaac J. Harris