Fred Willard portrayed himself as an Afghanistanian living in the cave next to Osama Bin Laden.
Jay (on the split screen, interviewing him as a newsman would) asked him if there were ANY advantages living next to Bin Laden.
He said "Yeah, no Jehovah's Witnesses come to the door!"
GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)