Puzzled still - What is BUMMING upto a car?

Celtic

14 Years or so ago, when I used to go around with my best mates Steve and Keith in West Sussex, England, a frind of ours from one of the Brighton congregations got a public reproof for bumming up to a car or having sex with it in some peculiar way. Has anyone ever heard of this before, cos we could never quite work out what that involved no matter how much we tried to work out what he'd been up to?

Any offers to put my puzzlement to rest? Dont ask me why I should be asking this now, mere curiosity I guess.

peace

celtic

joelbear

tailpipe?

bumming up?

I thought I had heard of everything.

sounds extremely uncomfortable from any position.

did the car inform on him?

this sounds like something out of Penthouse Forum, which I actually believed were true stories when I was a teenager.

Joel

ashitaka

What will they think of next?

Celtic

I don't know. Perhaps it was the electric aerial going up and down his arse or something, kind of staggers the imagination, its just that I thought I'd heard of most things, but not bumming up to a car, and no, for certain, we know he wasn't pulling a moonie out the window, the car apparently was stationary. Well, I guess it would have to be.

Any other offers of suggestive material?

celtic

Englishman

Well, if you take the cycle of a normal internal combustion engine:

Induction, compression, explosion, exhaust.

Then convert that into American:

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

There you have it.

Englishman.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

Puzzled still - What is BUMMING upto a car?

Celtic

joelbear

ashitaka

Celtic

Englishman

Celtic

ashitaka

ISP

ChuckD

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