WOULd you like to bring your first topic to the top?

stillajwexelder

yes - and so I will - now you have asked for it

mrsjones5

I just looked, my first topic is pretty boring...reads just like my profile

SacrificialLoon

Not really, I don't see what point it would serve other than "Hey look at me!", besides if someone really wants to read it they can find it on their own.

did you hear about the couple that wanted to buy a parrot
that talked?Went to the pet shop.saw one, The shop owner said we have one,but it has been returned twice-seems it has a limited speaking...
Well the couple took it. Went home it was really cute. Hardly said a thing until tuesday night it started screeching" Get ready for the book study- get ready!!!" nothing until Thursday it yelled "Get ready for the ministry study come on ministry school!!" then nothing till early Sat:morning it screeched "SERVICE,!service!"nothing until Sun:a.m.It yelled "Kingdom Hall Kingdom hall "- the owner was fed up with this after a few weeks, It never listened to anything They said. So in anger he threw it across the room- it hit the wall with a force,feeling bad he lifted it from the floor to hear the bird say "No blood! No blood!!!! Oh God how nervy I was

drew sagan

i'll do it! mine is pretty funny...

onacruse

Well, I won't bring it back to the top, because so many others have done so much more than I ever have about pedophilia in the WTS...but, if it's worth a read to anybody:

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/8/32268/1.ashx