So then what exactly is the "Holy Spirit"? (the JW version)

by VoidEater 8 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Is it kinda like God's RC [radio controlled] racer?

    Is it like magnetism or electricity?

    Is it like email?

  • footstepfollower
    footstepfollower

    It is like email with embedded video in it.

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Ooh! Embedded video! Must take a lt of bandwidth, though...

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    It's yhwh's fingers. It's what he uses to do things.

    S

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    It's like broadband, except the users do not get to actually control it. If Jehovah feels like it, He can make it run interminably slow and sluggish, make portions of it not even come down at all, or even install a virus in your life so whatever you want will flee from you. And, you are supposed to thank the almighty louse for whatever crap He feels like putting in your life. That's their idea of wonderful.

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Ever since I was a kid, I wondered what a GB member looked like "channeling" the Holy Spirit. From what I've read as an adult, it appears it looks like a boardroom brawl.

  • serotonin_wraith
    serotonin_wraith

    Isn't it flames on people's heads like in that yellow Bible Stories book?

    When it's Jehovah's birthday, he just puts a bunch of those people on his cake. Or that's the way I used to think when I was a kid.

  • JK666
    JK666

    It is a way arrogant JW's control others.

    JK

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    It's the bullS$$t the society uses to authorize their authority. Try find a WT article about the Holy Spirit that doesn't tell you to accept your subjection.


    steve

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