Similarities-WTS/Taliban

fancyschmancy28

Why are radical Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's
look at their lifestyle:

No premarital sex.
No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.
No booze. None.
No TV. No cable TV.
No Spice channel. No Playboy channel.
No Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak ?!?"
No titty bars.
No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- no sports.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Women have to cover up everything!
Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Many camels.
Sand. Fucking sand everywhere!
More sand.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips.
Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass with your left hand.
Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait, is that music?
Shit! I can't tell.

Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better! [;d]

serenaj92

What's this about oral sex? Not being able to give or recieve? What the hell is it of the Elder's oking them to have or not have? No wonder the women of jws don't like sex, most have not experienced good sex then if this is the case. Do they have rules on everything???? Where in the bible does it say how to have sex properly? Another word for principle is opinion isn't it? I truely believe in making the other mate feel great no matter what. Would they confiscate my dildo? ROTFLMAO

nytelecom1

poor little serenja...so quick to believe everything on the net
did you hear about the malls on Oct 31st

I am still waiting for the comparison part

serenaj92

did I say I believed everything on the net? don't think so. I took this as a funny cut against another religion and I put a funny cut towards one also. Don't you have a sense of humor? Or are you one of the annointed?

nytelecom1

did you use the word "cut"?

boooooooohahhahaha, now that is funny

fancyschmancy28

Hmmmm....this was a joke and should have been posted under the humor section...however, there are some similarities.

No premarital sex-Duh

No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.-Ask billy his opinion; I recall being told oral sex was what homosexuals did, therefore, it was banned....seeing a similarity?

No booze. None.--No drunkeness...what is the point of drinking!

No TV. No cable TV.
No Spice channel. No Playboy channel.--these two go together...TV has bad images of evil, worldly people (what I was told), therefore, you were allowed to watch cartoons on Saturday, after field service. Playboy and Spice channel need no explanation.

No Hooters, No titty bars, no sports--sound familiar? I recall no sports allowed for JW's. It would take away from field service. No titty bars, because I might masturbate which in turn could lead to fornication....seeing the similarity?

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Women have to cover up everything! I recall my mother begin called in because her neckline was too low. I recall my sister being called in for her jeans being too tight-at a roller skating party? Sound familiar?

This was intended as a light hearted poke at the WTS mandates some of us grew up with. The Taliban is similar in my mind in many, many ways.

WildHorses

Shut up Nyt, you're just mad cause you want oral sex LOL

"I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

nytelecom1

you're just mad cause you want oral sex

no..try again....you wanna blow me?..umm..no
wait.i see your pic

shut up nyt

you are a hic arent you.........JUDDS ROCK !!!!

dubla

i know of at least two cases personally where ones were disfellowshipped for oral sex, and many more that were reproved, privately and publically.....and no, there isnt any solid scriptural backing for this ridiculous "rule". im sure there are many more on this forum that can attest to similar experiences, so serenja, dont feel bad for believing this specific tidbit from "the net", its absoluetly true.

aa

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