Just came across this...perhaps it's been posted before... if so, then please ignore.
http://www.broadjam.com/artists/artist_playlist_view_song.asp?artistID=7230&song_id=190795&page=0&
The song is "No Christmas For The Jehovah's Witness" by Danny Roze. He explains it's "a little ditty that explains how it felt growing up Jehovah's Witness, without Christmas or any kind of 'worldly holidays'".
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
All the Catholics and Baptists get gifts
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
So, how come Dusty Roze don’t get s*#!
FIRST VERSE:
Every year around December twenty fifth
The other boys and girls get that and get this
But not me -- Man I don’t ever get s*#!
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
In front of department store trees I sit
And wish I could get gifts off my Christmas list
Preacher says Christmas shouldn’t be celebrated
Last year I wanted a bike, so I waited
And waited I never got it and I hate it
Susan got a big wheel -- Tommy got clothes
But nobody, nobody, nobody got a thing for Dusty Roze
Preacher says Santa is fake and I suppose
That if he’s really real one day I’ll know
Santa please visit me from the North Pole
So, that I can see you, but I don’t have a chimney though
So, I don’t know I feel sad when it snows
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
All the Catholics and Baptists get gifts
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
So, how come Dusty Roze don’t get s*#!
SECOND VERSE:
Door to door sellin' magazines
All the schoolboys was laughin' at me
I had to find the strength to make my way
And push right on through Christmas day
In the cold of winter without a new coat
Never got anything that I want
Sometimes round day my mama would say
That I would be o’kay without Christmas day
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
I’m a young Jehovah’s Witness trying to rap to beats
I want a play station or a parakeet
I’m pissed! Christmas comes in one week
And every single year man I just keep hoping
But I never wake up to chestnuts roasting
Damn, dawg! I wish my wrist was froze
But it’s never Christmas time for Dusty Roze
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
All the Catholics and Baptists get gifts
No Christmas for the Jehovah’s Witness
So, how come Dusty Roze don’t get s*#!