Now I know what a ruddy nuisance this community can be at times, so I thought I'd give you all something to smile about. It must have been really awful for you all, all those years not celebrating birthdays and christmas etc. I know and emphasise so much. For this reason I am going to give to you something that will assist in making up for lost ground.
You see, its my birthday in near enough four weeks on the 1st of December, 35 I'll be, and it just so happens that I'm skint. And something else, you know its sad, but I've never ever been in possession of a one dollar note before, and boy oh boy, how much I'd like one for my birthday, so if this pulls your heart strings, please out of the loving nature of your hearts, send me that one dollar bill!!
But wait, for your one dollar I will give you an audited account of how that dollar bill was spent, then you can rest assured that the one dollar note you sent me has been used to good effect. Please make me happy on this birthday, it'd really mean the world to me.
Do you ever read the personals in newspapers etc? You know the sort of thing: "It Takes Two - Blonde, 38, seeks caring male who likes conversation, animals, for friendship/relationship. Personality a must". Ummmm, how worrying is that? OR
Surprise Me - "Slim male, 48, 6'1", smoker, black sense of humour, into alternative therapy, seeks non couch potatoe female, 35+, for possible relationship". What can one say?
Now, if you were to write your very own 'personal' for the newspaper, how would it read, I invite you to write your very own below.
Out of my good manners only I'm going to throw myself in the deep end and go first, even though I don't want to:
Dark, mysterious tall slim maiden, into earth energies, sensuous, eager for a soul to soul connection for meaningful conversation and high energising past-times, 26-36, for rampant frollicking and internal combustion pleasures.
Oh my giddy aunt!! Did I just write that - Oh my.
Its got to be worth a dollar anyway ...
peace
celtic
Land of pagans and where things go bump in the night