Greater Noah and manure piling up in Antitypical Ark

by hamsterbait 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I loved frankiespeakins thread on the original Ark.

    According to the WT the Borganization is the antitype of Noah's Ark.

    What does the real crap piling up in the prophetic pattern tell us for our day?

    The Build up of methane would be so great the ark would have exploded.

    The ventilation was so inadequate (only a 15 inch vent around the upper deck) causing suffocation to those below.

    Without refigeration most of the food would be going bad.

    Noah was so ignorant he thought the flood was global.

    Who IS the "Greater Noah?"

    How can Christians use this prophetic pattern to find healthful words of truth for honesthearted ones?

    HB

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Well, obviously you don't believe the bOrg is the Greater Noah.

    In Genesis, the Ark was a vessel used to save humankind.

    In the NT, the man Jesus is the vessel used to save humankind.

    In Genesis the deluge of water was used to purify the world of wickedness.

    In the NT the baptism of water is used to purify us of our sin.

    "Noah" means rest, or comfort.

    Those that believe in Jesus find our rest in him.

    There are many many more parallels. You get the idea.

    Burn

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I would guess that the Greater Noah is the group that is out in field circus, and those running the congregations. As was Noah, this group is being misled by a higher cause about a global destruction. And yes, as with animal manure being such a problem in the original ark, the spiritual manure is a problem within the witless congregation.

    Would the methane explode? I doubt it, since methane needs a spark in order to blow up. There was nothing metal or stone on the ark that could have created that spark, and there were no flames or electricity. However, methane could have built up (though methane is slightly lighter than air and would have escaped from the top given any light breeze). Carbon dioxide, on the other hand, is heavier than air and could have pooled on the lower levels of the ark, creating a health hazard.

    With all this, definitely any food brought on board would have gone bad. It would have been damp, if not from all the rain outside, from all the moisture created by the animals. Regardless of the source, it would have created a situation that is perfect for molds. Mold would then have gotten into the food, rendering it bad (I don't think too many people like eating moldy bread). Fruit would have kept slightly better--again, moisture and high temperatures would have been the enemies. On top of that, where the fxxx would they have put all the food and water for all those animals and for Noah and his family?

    These conditions do exist in the congregations of Jehovah's Witlesses. There is nothing but stale refried, moldy spiritual food. No one is allowed off the "ark" to get fresh spiritual food (and anyone that goes off and gets any is branded apostate). The "air" in the congregations is stagnant, damp, stale, and conducive to poor health. There is no fun or joy to be found within the congregation, and no one is allowed off the "ark" to find any. In fact, there is barely any light (the dim and ever-changing spiritual light is not good enough). No wonder people want nothing more than to take their chances and leave the ark. Besides, they would be better off out in the rain than in that ark full of poison.

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    They are trying to get around everyone but over a million a week are born whilst they keep trying to reach the million who are dying along with the other 6 billion who so obviously need their magazines.

    Like Noah problem when the flood subsided of dropping off Kangaroos and koalas where hopefully some eucalyptus is still alive along with all the poisinous snakes and redback spiders etc before going over to Africa with the giraffe and lions and camels and sting butt scorpions etc and North America with their bison and polar bear etc before treking down south to drop of the contents of the Amazon jungle - next stop China which may have some bamboo shoots just forming for these fussy pandas which dont fancy each other too much so may have problems procreating. He must've had a hard time finding his way back to the Middle East after all that mularkey. How did he navigate without a sail?

    The WT ark seems to have similar difficulties.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    WTwizard -

    methane does need a spark to burn.

    Noah would have needed some sort of light as it would be pitch dark below decks. A flame from a lamp could do it.

    It has been suggested that the ts'ohar ( the word only occurs here) Gen 6:16 is actually some form of electrical illumination.

    HB

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    So the witlesses that are on the spiritual ark today are imursed in the stench of the ark. they are flooded with urin and knee deep in shit not just bull shit but every other kind. I guess this is prophetic after all. I'm so glad I got off the boat it's much better swimming then in that giant animal toilet. Being a dubber is kind of like being a smoker. You don't know how bad it stinks until you quit.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    The Build up of methane would be so great the ark would have exploded.

    The ventilation was so inadequate (only a 15 inch vent around the upper deck) causing suffocation to those below.

    No, I recall reading that smoking was not permitted aboard the ark.

    Rub a Dub

  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    The Build up of methane would be so great the ark would have exploded.

    The ventilation was so inadequate (only a 15 inch vent around the upper deck) causing suffocation to those below.

    Without refigeration most of the food would be going bad.

    Noah was so ignorant he thought the flood was global.

    Who IS the "Greater Noah?"

    How can Christians use this prophetic pattern to find healthful words of truth for honesthearted ones?

    Sounds like the situation at most Circuit and District Assemblies (especially when they served food like Hot Links for Lunch. Especially in the vicinity of the Men's restrooms!)

    Ignorance and poor planning are also de riguer when it comes to how the society does most things these days (except for making money. They got good lawyers for that...)

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Well, they also consider themselves to be the "John" class. Couldn't they just flush everything down themselves?

  • FormerMormon
    FormerMormon

    In Mormonism, we have an even better "tall ship" tale. In the Book of Mormon, it describes a group of people called the Jaredites who came over to America after the Tower of Babel. They built submarine type barges that were like a giant bowl or dish with another bowl or dish inverted and sealed up. "Mountain waves" could cause the barge to flip over. (Apparently god isn't a very good engineer) Magic stones, touched by the finger of Jesus before he was born and had a body, gave light inside and a small hole in the top AND bottom. These tiny holes could be unstopped to let air in. They were in these barges for 344 days beforwe they landed. They had animals, people, food, water and living fish (to repopulate the new world) with them. I can just see one of these things out for six months. A "mountainT wave" flips it over. Animals, food containers, water containers, shit, urine, EVERYTHING inverts. Think of the animals alone... horses, bison, deer, elk, moose, beaver, aliigators, cougars, llamas, birds... everything. Don't ask me how I be LIE ved it. Couldn't see the forest through the trees I guess. Talk about being full of "ship".

    I don't know how long it takes the pacific or atlantic currents to circulate once, but I know it aint no 344 days.

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