In The Pursuit Of Cooler Nuts....

by ISP 6 Replies latest social humour

  • ISP
    ISP

    Wonder if this will catch on........

    Scientists rig up air conditioning system for underpants

    German scientists have rigged up an air conditioning system for men's underpants.

    Doctors at Giessen University near Frankfurt wanted to prove men are more fertile if their crotch is kept cool.

    They say the system increased sperm production in men suffering from low counts.

    Head researcher Andreas Jung says: "We have known for a while that heat is not good for sperm production, or the health of the sperm produced. Now we have proved it."

    "We tested our underpants fan system with 20 men who had reduced sperm quality. They wore them every night for 12 weeks."

    A battery-powered fan is clipped on to a belt around the waist. This pumps air into tubes which lead to the groin. Nozzles then direct the airflow.

    Straps attached to the belt go around the legs like a climbing belt, keeping the tubes and nozzles in place.

    While the rest of the body is unaffected by the equipment, the crotch is chilled to at least one degree Centigrade below normal.

    "It works," says Dr Jung. "Not only is the amount of sperm increased but it is faster-moving too. And that adds up to more chance of fathering a child."

    He says men don't need to wear the fan at night: "In order to reduce night-time temperatures it is enough for many men to sleep without any underpants on at all," he says.

    ISP

  • _alf_
    _alf_

    This alien is fertile. Kelly Brooke is having my babies. Lots of little alf's running around, this worlds gonna be a much better place.

  • ISP
    ISP

    You got a set of these pants?!

    ISP

  • think41self
    think41self

    Hmmmm,

    Now if they could only come up with an underwear gadget that keeps women

    hot
    ....well, then you'd have something.

    think41self

    Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!

  • ISP
    ISP

    I think the gadgets exist already...!

    ISP

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    I don't know of any underwear that "keeps women hot", but there is a food that
    has been scientifically proven to eliminate the sex drive in women - it's called
    wedding cake.

  • think41self
    think41self

    Real funny Running Man

    We could get a whole line of those jokes going, but that might start another one of those "flame" wars...only this time it would be the guys against the gals. And for your info, if it came to that, we'd kick your asses! Right ladies?

    think41self

    Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!

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