paramedic spoils ascension

by chickpea 2 Replies latest social humour

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    the story told by a JW paramedic onstage at a CA ( so presumed true) was that one of his calls happened to be for an anointed brother whose heart had stopped beating.... this dutiful paramedic applied all his skills to revive the man and when he was successful, instead of being thanked, he became known throughout the circuit as the man who single handedly grabbed bro so-and-so by the ankle and dragged him out of heaven .....

    BFD!! the old fart died eventually so in the big J's time frame of 1000 yrs being likened to a day, this old fella wasnt even late for tea..... mebbe he should have had a DNR card next to his advanced medical directive

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Both funny and sad chickpea

    The wonderment of human psychology

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Funny stuff. The great hoover can kill his anointed any time he wants to.

    Last summer, i worked at an old persons complex, their last dwelling before they pass. Hundreds of them live there. I used to call it the launching pad.

    S

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