nun humor

moomanchu

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened by the beer, wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached across the counter and grabbed a bag of pretzel sticks and placed it with the beer, saying, "The curlers are on me."

JeffT

A nun goes into the liquor store and asks the clerk for a bottle of whiskey.

The clerk, being a good Irish Catholic says he can't sell it to her.

She says that it isn't for her it's medicinal whiskey for the Mother Superior who is ill.

The clerk sells her the bottle and sends her on her way.

About an hour later she's back, completely sloshed, wanting another bottle.

The clerk starts chewing her out saying she's drunk AND she lied to him when she said it was medicine for the Mother Superior.

The nun says "I didn't lie. Mother Superior is sick, she's constipated and when she sees me, boy is she gonna $hit!"

Tara

LOL. These are too funny! There is a nun who lives upstairs from me. I will share them with her.

RisingEagle

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

JK666

Okay,

One more joke before I drop off the board for a while.

A young priest in training was asked to go downtown and buy some supplies for the Church. On the way, he passed a rather unsavory part of town, and the hookers called out to him "Father, head, $20." He had no clue what it meant, so he hurried up and got the supplies. On the way back, they called out to him with the same chant "Father, head, $20." He ran back to the Church. Upon arriving, he ran into Mother Superior, and called her aside. He asked: What is head?

She told him, "Twenty dollars, same as downtown."

JK