Jesus Saves Bumper Stickers

bboyneko

Jesus saves sinners - and redeems them for valuable cash prizes.

Jesus saves - No, wait! He shoots and scores.

Jesus saves - and only takes half damage.

Jesus saves, but Aphrodite is better in bed.

Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely.

Jesus is coming, and he's not even wearing a rubber.

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an *rsehole.

Jesus saves. Error writing to Drive C. Abort, retry, fail?

Jesus saves to floppy, but will soon be available in CD-ROM format.

Cthululu saves sinners - in case he's hungry later.

Jesus saves leftovers - in case the stunt with the loaves and the fish doesn't work next time.

Jesus saves the world and resells it later with a high mark-up.

Know Jesus, no peace. No Jesus, know peace.

Jesus saves, but Moses invests wisely.

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

Found Jesus? If no one claims him in 30 days, he's yours.

I found Jesus-- turned out he was behind the sofa all along!

I've Found HIM! I Have Jesus in the trunk!

"The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. The religion which based on experience, which refuses dogmatic. If there's any religion that would cope the scientific needs it will be Buddhism...." Albert Einstein

Tammie

Talking about bumber stickers on cars, dealing with religious issues. One day I was walking into a store, in the parking lot was this god awful color of a green car. I guess it was close to baby poop green. Well I guess the owner of that car was too poor to buy any bumpersticker. Because they had written in permant black marker all over the car. Things like Jesus saves, end of the world, and had a few scriptures written on it.

Englishman

JESUS SAVES!

BUT BECKHAM GETS THE REBOUND.....

Englishman.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

ISP

I'd second that Eman!

ISP