Ark animals gay?

edmond dantes

Greetings,

I have been pondering again.Suppose by the law of averages some of the two by twos that went up into the ark were more fond of the same sex .Surely that would mean that some of the creatures that Noah prodded up the gang plank must have died out and were lost forever ?

Also, only having two of each kind survive the flood would mean, by the law of averages , that many of the animals we have today should not be here if the Bible account is true if some the animals were gay.

Do you understand my meaning? So what I am saying is ,did Noah only take on board those animals that he knew were straight and did he watch the animal activities first before it started raining just to make sure?

Am I on the wrong track here or could there have been a gay lion ,a gay elephant even.Where would a gay giraffe fit in?

Alex Delta

What the hehaw of all hehaws are you talkn bout yo.

AlmostAtheist

>> Where would a gay giraffe fit in?

San Francisco? ;-)

Interesting question. Does the Bible say that God brought the animals to Noah? If so, then they have an "out" there, as He could surely tell which ones were straight.

Dave

AlmostAtheist

Article about homosexuality in the animal kingdom: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/07/0722_040722_gayanimal.html

Dave

Alex Delta

Hey Dave, how does fleas get an education I's lost again. What the hehaw is going on? Educated fleas are gay.

edmond dantes

All that I am saying is, and it is a scientific fact that there is such a thing as animal homosexual activity as shown in National Geographic.It's a fact of nature therefore some of the the animals in the ark must have engaged in non reproductive sex making the odds on certain species survival precarious.

jaguarbass

This is what I have seen in my 55 years on this planet. I have 4 bisexual cocker spaniels and I work in a jail. Wheather a person is gay or not they can reproduce. Many people who are gay have children. In jail as with animals gay is more bisexual and clinically described as situational homosexuality. In the aniimal kingdom and jail homosexuality is a dominantion thing and there is noting very gay about it.

With a pack of animals you will have an alpha male. He's the breeder, if you want to get to the nookie and hes around it will cost you your life so you end up humping the other dolts and wanna be's in the pack. So as you can see its situational.

Gay is what happens when there are plenty of people and excess time and money and people of the same sex want to be together.

I think the flood and ark is mythical but if its not. I dont think an animals first choice is to be gay, and if there are only two, the male is automatically alpha. And I believe god or nature uses chemical attractors, pheromones to get the job done.

hillbilly

The thread about poop disposal was better.................

~Hill

RubaDub

Remember, Noah actually took SEVEN of the "unclean" animals into the ark.

Maybe unclean was considererd gay or something.

So by taking seven of each into the ark, he had the bases covered in case some of the animals began hanging around in the shower stalls together.

Rub a Dub

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