Cliff Notes.....The Bible

AK - Jeff

The Bible in 50 words
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Jacob fooled
Joseph ruled
Bush talked
Pharaoh plagued
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Judges led
Saul freaked
David peeked
Kingdom divided
Prophets warned
People exiled
Hope rose
Jesusborn
God walked
Anger crucified
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.
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"...we didn't start the FIIIRE..."
oh sorry, wrong random list.
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Awesome.