Boryslaw emmigrated from Poland and married a nice American girl.
His English was far from perfect, but they got alongwell until one day, he went to see his lawyer...Boryslaw: I wanna divorce..quick!Lawyer: Have you any grounds?Boryslaw: Yes, an acre with little house.Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?Boryslaw: It made of concrete.Lawyer: No! No! You don't understand...doeseither of you have a grudge?Boryslaw: No..have carport, no need one.Lawyer: I mean...what are your relations like? Boryslaw: All relations in Poland.Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?Boryslaw: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?Boryslaw: No, I always up before her.Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?Boryslaw: No, she white.Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?Boryslaw: She gonna kill me.Lawyer: What makes you think that?Boryslaw: I gotta proof.Lawyer: What kind of proof?Boryslaw: She gonna poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.Lawyer: What's in the bottle?
Boryslaw: It say 'Polish Remover'....