My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:?
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you're not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other,
That is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty
and
so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe Go to hell.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Valentine Poems for that someone special
by moomanchu 3 Replies latest social humour
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moomanchu
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bite me
LOL that is mean!
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Hope4Others
I can see this getting you lucky!!!!!
Music to my ears....not even after a fewbeers.
haha
Hope4Others
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free2think
LOL, i love it.
Thanks for the laugh.