Valentine Poems for that someone special

by moomanchu 3 Replies latest social humour

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:?
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you're not.

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you cause I was pissed.

    I thought that I could love no other,
    That is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty
    and
    so is your head.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.

    I love your smile, your face and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe Go to hell.

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

  • bite me
    bite me

    LOL that is mean!

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    I can see this getting you lucky!!!!!

    Music to my ears....not even after a fewbeers.

    haha

    Hope4Others

  • free2think
    free2think

    LOL, i love it.

    Thanks for the laugh.

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