Leviticus keeps picking on poor defensless oompa................

by oompa 8 Replies latest social relationships

  • oompa
    oompa

    (Leviticus 21:18-20) 18 In case there is any man in whom there is a defect, he may not come near: a man blind or lame or with his nose slit or with one member too long,19 or a man in whom there proves to be a fracture of the foot or a fracture of the hand, 20 or hunchback or thin . . .

    see.....they are kicking me all over the place!!!.........................oompa

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    there is an answer ooompa - gop and sacrifice a bull - Jehovah loves the smell of burning flesh - - tis a restful odor ya know

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    there is an answer ooompa - gop and sacrifice a bull - Jehovah loves the smell of burning flesh - - tis a restful odor ya know

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    and it is better to have the member too long rather than too short

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle
    there is an answer ooompa - gop and sacrifice a bull

    So...become a Republican and do animal sacrifice, sounds like a party to me!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    gop - meant go - sorry typo

  • Cold Creek Swimmer
    Cold Creek Swimmer

    one member too long,

    Your right Oompa. How rude to mention your nose like that.

    CCS

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    I hope your members are of equal length geez

    Those high priests of old days were sure insecure, they must had really small members

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    I'd suggest sacrificing something, but Jehober doesn't like hunchback coming near his altar.

    Sorry oompa.

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