Funny story time!!!

by cognac 4 Replies latest jw friends

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  cognac

  I'm one of a million kids... My parents used to sit on each end of the row. When I was little my brother raised his hand but didn't want to answer.

  So I grabbed the microphone out of his hand and screaming in it. (I was like 2 or 3 - my parents told me this)... And that wasn't all... Nobody could get the microphone out of my hands quick enough cause 1st they had to get to me over all the crap in our row and over the kids, then I had a death grip on the microphone so the couldn't get it out of my hands...

  lol, I heard about that for years...

  Ok, now your turn!
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  Dismembered

  Greetings Cognac,

  You little miscreant!. Give me that mike right now.

  Dismembered
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  willdabeerman

  I guess I was 9 or 10 years old. I am from a large family, so sometimes it was necessary to it in two rows at the hall. One Sunday I was sitting with my brother and my friend at the time in front of my parents. The 3 of us started horsing around during the WT study. We were giggling and play fighting, at what we thought were quiet levels. My dad was super elder and he had that HUGE hard cover bible. Well he bops me pretty good on the back of my head with it, much to the amusement of everyone around us. There was probably 15-20 people just yukking it up at my expense. Then after the meeting a m/s and his wife come up to my dad and me and say 'That gives new meaning to being struck by the word of god.' That was a running joke for the longest time in my congregation.
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  babygirl75

  My mom told me that when I was about 3 years old, I stood up in my chair in the middle of the meeting and screamed at the top of my lungs..."I hate this place, I'm never coming back to this place again!" Even then I knew it wasn't mean for me!

  Mom said she jerked me up and took me to the back and I got a spanking...
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  blondie

  Are these microphone stories. I was on the stage for a demonstration, I finished and the brother with the part must have been in the john because he wasn't on the stage. I stood there wondering if I should set it down but there wasn't any place, so I just put it in the holder, tightened it down and left the stage. I found out that women are not allowed to do that and it was 3 minutes before anyone went up on the stage....brother in the john? Better that I stand on the stage for 3 minutes....................

  Only people with penises can handle the microphones, I guess.