Our office manager and I are always swapping funny kids stories - about her boys, a 5 year old and one born in September, and my granddaughter. So a few days ago the 5 year old walked up to her and asked in a very calm voice "mommy is motherf***er a bad word?"
When relating this one my daughter, who teaches preschool said that one of her four year olds, while heading for the car to go home suddenly said (also very calmly) "oh goddamn it I left my book in class."
funny kid stories
by JeffT 4 Replies latest jw friends
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JeffT
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ronin1
Kids are so funny.
My daughter in NY let our two grandsons ages 5 and 3 play in the snow for quite some time. After a while she told them they had to go inside because it was cold and told the 5 year old it was also because his pants were wet with snow (they did not have snowsuits on).
The 3 year old said ( not knowing my daughter was listening) "oh just buy another pair of pants". My daughter said "what?" and he replied: "oh sorry mommy"............
Ronin1
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willdabeerman
My 3 year old daughter was sitting at the table eating an orange. I was washing dishes and next thing I hear is 'OH SHIT!' I turn around and she said 'Oh shit. I just squirted juice all over my damn shirt.'- needless to say daddy needs to clean his mouth up.
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seeitallclearlynow
This clip is one of the cutest I've ever seen - it's of a little girl explaining what she would do if a monster came to her house:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dquyhj2975g
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seeitallclearlynow
And I could watch this one every day - so cute.
"Blood-duh"