How THE SLAVE can work for you

oompa

I have hated the term FDS for years....gives me the heebie jeebies. However, I think I am ready for one, and since the pearly gates are open for business again, there should be plenty around. If they are our Slave, why the heck do we have to do all the work? I want one to mow and rake, and give the house a real good cleaning once a week. They won't have to live in or cook, cause I love to cook. Come to think of it, in Bible times I think you could have sex with impregnate your slave, so if she is hot enough, I would consider that too if the wife is agreeable (but no more kids please)......................................................................................oompa

truthseeker

A slave is not greater than his master unless it's the "faithful and discreet slave"

wings

Isn't the FDS a bunch of old men? A hot young slave is probably not going to happen oompa, sorry to have to tell you.

WTWizard

That is why I call them the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger.

jamiebowers

In all historical accounts, a slave never runs the lives of other people. I wonder how it works out that the FDS sets down rules for disfellowshipping, use of blood, etc.

OUTLAW

Just got a new clutch for the truck..Had to have the Slave Cylinder replaced..$90.00..Now the Slave works for me!.......How many of the FDS are useful enough to fix your clutch??..Not one,I`ll bet!...I`ll bet a few of them are fat enough to be considered a cylinder though.. Laughing Mutley ...OUTLAW

oompa

wings: Isn't the FDS a bunch of old men? A hot young slave is probably not going to happen oompa, sorry to have to tell you.

Oh contrair wings, you have missed the new light of last march or may I believe. Recruiting stations are now open all over the world for new flyers. This thing just can't keep running with just a bunch of old white guys....so now we can have hot latin or asain lady slaves!.............................................oompa

wings

Oh contrair wings, you have missed the new light of last march or may I believe. Recruiting stations are now open all over the world for new flyers. This thing just can't keep running with just a bunch of old white guys....so now we can have hot latin or asain lady slaves!.............................................oompa

That stinkin new light...just can't keep up with it. FYI not what I read on another thread today, heard it was closed last week, do you think some hot latin or asain lady slaves snuck in before the door closed?. I could use a handy man, don't need my clutch fixed, but someone who would leave me alone and just fix things and lift heavy boxes. I could use some help with the move. If you get the process figured out, could you link me to an application? I do agree we need to get this thing turned around. The world might just start spinning the right way again.

jaguarbass

I dont think theres going to be any hot slaves since the last I heard they were all born before 1914.

Pretty soon there will only be dead slaves.

But it seems every year the number stays the same.

Somethings fishy about that.

oompa

Jag, get with the program! The slave did not have to be born before 1914, but was supposed to be picked by 1935. Now that date is out the window, and ANYBODY can be a real live 144k! and not a replacement 144k who went bad.....so yes...hot new 144k may indeed be everywhere!!.......................oompa

How THE SLAVE can work for you

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