Dear Abby

by Outaservice 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Dear Abby,

    I have two brothers and two sisters; one brother is a Jehovah's Witness Circuit Overseer, and the other one was just sentenced to death for murder.

    My mother died from insanity when I was very young. My two sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to feed the family.

    Recently I met a girl who was recently released from a reformatory, where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child; and I want very much to marry her.

    My problem is this: If I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is the Circuit Overseer?

    Thank you,

    Outaservice

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    Now THAT made me laugh!

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Nice way to start out a friday!!! LOL

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    HA!

    Before I got to the punchline, I thought maybe we were related.

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    I thought this as real till I got to the 2nd line!

    Ha ha ha funny stuff.

    Hope4Others

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    You should have thrown in something about child abusers somewhere but other than that it was flawless!

  • Barbie Doll
    Barbie Doll

    This is funny lol lol

  • crazyblondeb
  • oompa
    oompa

    Yeehaa...I was feeling so normal for a bit, then I wanted to be adopted dang it...............nice..................oompa

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