What is your IQ?????

by zeroday 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • zeroday
    zeroday

    A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said: "Sir there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until the table is ready if you please. Intrigued the man said OK. The robot clicked a couple mor times and then asked: "Sir what is your IQ?" the man answered "Oh about 164". The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel the latest medical breakthroughs etc...

    The man was most impressed. The next day he returned but thought he would try a different tack. The robot again asked "What is your IQ? this time the man answered "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend...

    The man had to try one more time. So the next day he returned. Again the robot asked the question "What is your IQ" this time the man drawled out "UH...bout 50" The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked...

    a-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?????

  • dinah
    dinah

    Very funny

    NEXT

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Very cute, I've got to email this one to a few of my american friends here at home.

    Hope4Others

  • watson
    watson

    ZD, your askin for it on this board!!

  • zeroday
    zeroday
    ZD, your askin for it on this board!!

    OOOHHHHH I thought this would stir the pot...

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    I'm going to be passing that one along.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    a-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?????

    I heard the same joke, but the robot said, "So, your people are responsible for electing GW Bush?" (Then the robot zapped him with a lazer and there was nothing left but a oily spot.)

  • zeroday
    zeroday

    No way...

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