POLICE RAID AT BETHEL/ KINGDOM HALL

by edmond dantes 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    Suppose there was a police raid at a kingdom hall and they discovered a confiscation cupboard, anyone got ideas on what the contents of the locker might be .I have a list maybe you can add to it.

    Item reason for confiscation

    Chess set Warfare simulation

    World's best cigarettes/ a book Bad for health written by a Russian, Ivor Chestikoff.

    U.N .library card, name on it, Fred franz Say no more.

    Charles Atlas body building course ,1920's Don't need it Armageddon will be here by 1940

    Victorian Oil Lamp Old light

    Book/ Kama Sutra Unchristian sexual positions, anyway concentrate on the Watchtower Study.

    Leaflet/do something amazing give blood Not Approved

    Vibrator Keeps turning itself on during Watchtower study

    Mini Skirt /1960s brothers getting too excited

    Hot pants/1970s see above

    A pair of men's underpants No one knows why they are there.

    Autographed photo of the Pope Devil's disciple

    Autographed photo of Governing Body Confiscated by mistake/ Sticker on it, "give back to sister. "

    A pair of flip flops Sister taking the piss

    Higher education technology course 1920's New World due anytime now,useless material.

    Pension plan booklet 1930's Waste of money, see above

    Newspaper stating Smallpox eradicated Medical research complete waste of time ,we are in the old world.

    Letter to Hitler from Judge Joe.Ref.Jews/ USA All lies. Anyway we do don't talk about it.

    Copy of legal deeds for attention of Ancient Worthies. Imagination is silly any way we don't talk about it.

    Any more?

  • esw1966
    esw1966

    Well, that was anti-climactic!

    What a dream come true! I would have loved to have read what they found!!!

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    That was funny! How about one thong underwear caught up on the garden rake hanging in the broom closet!

  • SPAZnik
  • spiritboi
    spiritboi

    if the elders were to search my wallet, my condoms would have been confiscated too.

  • The Last Nephilim
    The Last Nephilim

    DVD- Full Metal Jacket Violence/Language/Sexual References/Racial Slurs

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Porn tape Is that Sister Holland!!!!!!!!!!!?????? (note: tape going bad from multiple viewings)

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    A Big Blue Smurf

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
  • yknot
    yknot

    Copy of Russell's will......Joseph F. Rutherford's name penciled in what appears to be a last minute choice.

    Copy of Coca Cola recipe

    Pair of crotchless panites, and nippleless bra

    Flask owned by Rutherford that says Holy "Spirit"

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