Suppose there was a police raid at a kingdom hall and they discovered a confiscation cupboard, anyone got ideas on what the contents of the locker might be .I have a list maybe you can add to it.
Item reason for confiscation
Chess set Warfare simulation
World's best cigarettes/ a book Bad for health written by a Russian, Ivor Chestikoff.
U.N .library card, name on it, Fred franz Say no more.
Charles Atlas body building course ,1920's Don't need it Armageddon will be here by 1940
Victorian Oil Lamp Old light
Book/ Kama Sutra Unchristian sexual positions, anyway concentrate on the Watchtower Study.
Leaflet/do something amazing give blood Not Approved
Vibrator Keeps turning itself on during Watchtower study
Mini Skirt /1960s brothers getting too excited
Hot pants/1970s see above
A pair of men's underpants No one knows why they are there.
Autographed photo of the Pope Devil's disciple
Autographed photo of Governing Body Confiscated by mistake/ Sticker on it, "give back to sister. "
A pair of flip flops Sister taking the piss
Higher education technology course 1920's New World due anytime now,useless material.
Pension plan booklet 1930's Waste of money, see above
Newspaper stating Smallpox eradicated Medical research complete waste of time ,we are in the old world.
Letter to Hitler from Judge Joe.Ref.Jews/ USA All lies. Anyway we do don't talk about it.
Copy of legal deeds for attention of Ancient Worthies. Imagination is silly any way we don't talk about it.
Any more?