I took my son to the doctor and she decided he needs surgery. The surgery scheduler was asking me some pre-op questions and popped up with, "Are you a Jehovah's Witness?" I blurted out, "Hell NO! I left them years ago! Who told you I was ever a Jehovah's Witness?" He looked at me and said, "It's on the form. We have to ask everybody that because of the blood transfusion issue."
I was so embarrassed.