This is circulating among JW's as a joke but it is actually full of irony because it is so true! Though you might enjoy it.
Summer Classes for Jehovah's Witnesses
Registration must be completed by
March 25, 2008
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes must be limited to 8 participants maximum
Class 1
What To Donate to the Driver Of The Service Group ---- How much gas can $1 really buy?
--- Step by Step with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Kingdom Hall Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Use The Bathroom in Only 5 Minutes by Using The Technique Of Not Talking?
--- Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between Brief Comments and Long Winded "Look-At-Me-I'm-Teaching-The-Congregation" Commentaries
Examples on Video
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 6
Learning How To Solve Problems --- Starting With Looking In Your Own Bible and Publications!
(You DO have the same publications as the elders)
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 7
Life After Local Needs Parts --- Are the Elders really talking to you?
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 8
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between a Headache & Realizing It's Actually Your Conscience disturbing You
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
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Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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