by edmond dantes 9 Replies latest jw friends
Suppose you are a Witless and are really keen on putting "theocratic" logos and stickers onto your personal items ,where would you stick them for best effect and can you think of any Kingdumb messages you would like to advertise on such items?
Any thoughts?
How about a bumper sticker - 'Watchtower! Just as refreshing as Kool Aid.
Some JW's have those no-blood key chains and try to flash them around a bit hoping to spark a conversation with them. Seems an odd point to try to spark on, but that's the intent.
I know of some that leave Watchtower's on their dashboard in the hopes that someone will see them and ask about them. (Like THAT's gonna happen!)
I've never seen it, but I could easily imagine a JW putting up the Watchtower's calendar in their cubicle at work. (Does the Watchtower still print a calendar?) I could also imagine putting a Day's Text booklet on one's desk for the same hoping-someone-will-ask-about-it reason.
Dave
Watchtower- If you haven't seen it lately, it ain't what your grandmother
used to know it as. Check it out.
What if Armageddon is imminent? Join Jehovah's Witnesses just in case.
Jehovah's Witnesses- with a goofy name like that, we have to be confident that
we are right. Ask us why.
During the summer, there's nothing but reruns and sports on television.
Why not come to a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses instead for entertainment?
Jehovah's Witnesses are totally misunderstood. We do allow MOST medical procedures
to our members. We do drink caffienated drinks. We don't have our roots in a science
fiction author. We don't have a compound (well, technically sort of). Why don't you
invite us into your home the next time we knock and see what we are about?
How about a kingdom condom or should I not go there?
Or a "in the ministry high visibility jacket " with various dates crossed out printed on the back.
Base ball caps with the cross and crown symbol on and words " nobody told me" written on them.
Pens with "ancient worthie mansion tours" advertised on them.
How about a tee shirt that says: "What hapened in 1975? I'll tell you what happened in 1975!!!!"
Or how about: "Beth Sarim? Why, that was our dear uncle Joe's place!!!"
Or maybe: "The end of the world did come!!! Except that it was invisible, like...you know...talking pink elephants with wings, and unicorns."
Thanks gang keep 'em coming!
WATCHTOWER MUGS FOR SALE with the words written on " looking for another mug" You take these on your bible study.
Bible covers NWT edition .With the words" Produced by The New World Translation Commmittee of one" and signed Freddy Franz.
Watchtower calculators for explaining vividly why it takes so long to walk down a street before they arrive on your doorstep after talking to nobody in particular.
Old Moore's Almanacks for sale advertised as "more accurate predictions than the Whacktower."
Bumper stickers:
LOSE BRAIN NOW! ASK ME HOW!
Time and unforeseen occurance happens. (next to steaming pile)
My other car is a 4-door service vehicle.
Support our troof!
Ray Franz for President.
I have nine hours this month... will you be number ten?
Bethelite on Board. (shape of Baby on Board window sticker)
Big Joe is watching you. (alongside pair of sinister eyes)
I would rather have SMALLPOX than a VACCINE. (picture of dripping syringe labeled "pus"
Friends don't let friends get dunked.
40-year old virgin... ask me why!
Your "No Soliciting" sign is powerless against me... I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Are you not interested in religion in general, or is it just my creepiness?
Prohibition is from the Devil!! (picture of Joe)
Come to the Kingdom Hall and try our NEW light!
Babylon the Great has fallen... your move, Christendom.
All things bright and beautifull all creatures great and small
Jesus came back in 1914 but I can't see it at all.
"Come Help Support Pedophiles--Donate to the Watchtower Society"
"Please Help Us Start the Second Dark Ages--Join Us"
