What Is the Logon and Password For Prayer?

by metatron 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    I have been told that prayer requires a special logon name and a password to sign on.

    The logon is "Jehovah" and the password is "Jesus Christ". Without this security measure, anybody could get thru to God, personally.

    On the other hand, many experienced users claim that other logon names and passwords work, such as "Mary", "Allah", " Saint Jude",

    "The Goddess" or many others.

    Doesn't it seem bizarre that hundreds of millions of people strongly believe in prayer - and yet deny that it works for anyone except their

    narrow group? Of course, if they did acknowledge such, they couldn't exist as a narrow-minded group that excludes others, now

    could they?

    metatron

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Doesn't it seem bizarre that hundreds of millions of people strongly believe in prayer - and yet deny that it works for anyone except their

    narrow group? Of course, if they did acknowledge such, they couldn't exist as a narrow-minded group that excludes others, now

    could they?

    I think prayer works for anyone that is sincere. Other people I know don't think it's power is narrowly limited to the group they belong to. Which narrow groups besides the JWs are you referring to?

    Burn

  • outofthebox
    outofthebox

    And don't forget to log off with AMEN, otherwise someone using the same prayer (computer) can use your account without you knowing and steal your (spiritual) identity. LOL. -ootb

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    LOL

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I don't know about the ID and password, but I have the website. http://www.24-7prayer.com/

    Logon looks pretty easy.

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Your log in info depends on what Browser your using, Catholic, Baptist, Muslem. And some folks like the Scientologist are locked out no matter what password they try.

    They dont even try to log in they just go straight to clear.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I find your alternative points of view always give me a swift kick in the brain.

    THANKS!

    Now go clean off your boot - it's got icky brain stuff all over it.

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others
    The logon is "Jehovah" and the password is "Jesus Christ". Without this security measure, anybody could get thru to God, personally

    Love the techno thought in this. Very cute, funny and real.

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