"Jehovah".....It's a damn funny word. One of those words that seems to lose meaning when you say it a hundred times in a row.
There are many contractions and variations, also. Here's a few ways to butcher "God's" name:
Jojoba(Hohobah-that plant used in shampoo?)
'hova- This is what I say around the house when referring to JW's
Beloba(Gingko-beloba? some kind of herb)
Jehoagie- sandwich
J'ovah- when dummies can't pronounce 'Jehovah'
Yahweh- pisses off 'hovahs when used in their presence
Geehovah- another weird pronunciation
Jeehover- see above
JeGomer- (ever see 'Gomer Pyle, USMC'?)
JAH- Only way a 'hovah can see God's name in the bible(also sounds like 'jaw', which is funnier that shit, IMHO)
TR
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke