Butchering 'God's' Name

by TR 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • TR
    TR

    "Jehovah".....It's a damn funny word. One of those words that seems to lose meaning when you say it a hundred times in a row.

    There are many contractions and variations, also. Here's a few ways to butcher "God's" name:

    Jojoba(Hohobah-that plant used in shampoo?)

    'hova- This is what I say around the house when referring to JW's

    Beloba(Gingko-beloba? some kind of herb)

    Jehoagie- sandwich

    J'ovah- when dummies can't pronounce 'Jehovah'

    Yahweh- pisses off 'hovahs when used in their presence

    Geehovah- another weird pronunciation

    Jeehover- see above

    JeGomer- (ever see 'Gomer Pyle, USMC'?)

    JAH- Only way a 'hovah can see God's name in the bible(also sounds like 'jaw', which is funnier that shit, IMHO)

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    I think my vacuum cleaner is a "Jehoover".

    And, let's not forget his son, Jeebus.

  • Haereticus
    Haereticus

    Wasn't the son called G sus?

    "Proper preparation & planning prevents piss poor performance." - Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet

  • TR
    TR

    Jecrowbar

    Jeblowme

    Jehoober

    Jeslobber

    Jelowlife

    Jehomer- doh!

    Jeruinthelivesofmanypeople-vah

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

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