This is what I have been seeing as the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger's idea of a perfectly run congregation--
Boasting sessions: Everyone always there, no matter what. Everyone brings all 5 of their studies every time, and no one ever misses or has to leave in the middle. There is also never anyone that arrives late--everyone is there 15 minutes early, and the servants are there 20 minutes early. No one is ever out of there less than 30 minutes after the closing prayer, which never happens early for any reason. The boasting sessions never ever get cancelled.
Finances: The Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund boxes are always full of $20 bills and higher, and good checks. They always have something near $3,000 on hand, with the surplus going to the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger. There is never any expenses that cannot be immediately met.
Field circus: Everyone is there at all the sessions, including 5:30 AM street work. No one has to go in before they call it a night. Everyone is screeching out quickly (always within 5 minutes), and no one is ever late or needs to be picked up. People always go to all the doors, without skipping any. No one ever walks slowly (they are always rushing to get to the doors so they can get more done). No one wastes time at doors where they know no one will be there, or uses the fake knock or fake press of the doorbell. People are always ready to study. The times where they have trouble finding the streets or houses are settled within seconds by Brother Blabbermouth that tells them where to turn.
Personal: There is never any need for any judicial hearings. People always obey the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger no matter what. When they tell people that they need to throw something out, they do immediately. No one ever goes online or watches anything that is even mildly objectionable. Music is always from among the 225 pieces of Kingdumb Sxxx. Dress is always perfect. And no one ever uses the word "Darn", let alone anything stronger.
I wonder how close people's congregations come to this. And, were there any that have stubbornly and stupidly refused to compromise for adverse circumstances--like people that refused to miss a boasting session for a major sickness or cancel one for terrible weather, or hounders that obstinately made sure that everyone pioneered during a campaign.