The Apostate Computer Virus

by Mindchild 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    WARNING: THIS THREAD IS FOR EDUCATIONAL, ENTERTAINMENT OR INFORMATIVE USES ONLY! I am not advocating or encouraging anything...just dreaming...

    After recently discovering the extent of the WTB&T's dependence upon Compaq computers I was just entertaining a little fantasy about releasing THE GOOD NEWS virus into their computer systems, which would propagate through email and also automatically be downloaded from apostate sites that the Witnesses undoubtedly spy upon. This virus would be rather nasty I'm afraid.

    Instead of doing something along the lines of cleaning out their hard drive or posting obscene material it would do the following:

    Please insert your ideas below!

    Skipper (in the evil apostate virus manufacturing class)

    All great deeds and all great thoughts have ridiculous beginnings--Albert Camus

  • Missie Eff
    Missie Eff

    Remind them of all the oral sex they've missed!

  • Unclepenn1
    Unclepenn1

    Reveal all of their lies

    False Prophecies

    Bible mistranslations

    U.N. Info

    Oh it could go on for ever!

    Penn

    Mohammed- 'My teachings lead to the attainment of truth'
    Buddha- 'The truth has been revealed to me'
    Jesus- 'I am the truth'

  • wannahelp
    wannahelp

    Hmmm..

    Devilish grin on face... <evil laugh>...

    It's possible.. Hmmm, where did I put that program code :-)

    BTW: If a virus like this is made, we have to give the only known way to rid your computer of the virus to the GB.. This way, all the dubs will have to call the GB to have their computers cleaned, at which time it will be Judicial city galore as the GB realizes that almost all the faithful dubs use the evil internet.. :-)

    Wonder what would happen when the GB realizes that most of the people using the Internet are the ones "taking the lead".. I mean, my friend's father (elder) is an Internet Junky!!!!

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