The Simple Truth

by watson 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • watson
    watson

    Current email floater.

    THE PERFECT PRESENTATION TO CONFUSE HOUSEHOLDERS

    Greetings, I'm a member of the great crowd of other sheep rendering sacred service to the Ancient of Days in the earthly courtyard of the spiritual temple by following the example of the fine shepherd and engaging as a regular pioneer in preaching the good news of the kingdom with the sword of the spirit. We are helping to warn those not familiar with the Divine Name that the second presence of the Chief Agent of Life has begun, and soon the last days will reach their culmination when the scarlet-colored wild beast will turn on the harlot and destroy Babylon the Great, beginning the great tribulation which is climaxed by Armageddon and the ruler of the world, now in Tartarus, being thrown into the abyss for the rest of the last Adam's millennial reign. However, antitypical apostate Jerusalem with her man of lawlessness class is supporting the false prophet and fighting against the anointed remnant of spiritual Israel, the ambassadors of heavenly Jerusalem, and their envoys, who are keeping themselves without spot from the world and who would rather go to Sheol or Hades than Gehenna by rejecting the theocracy proclaimed by the faithful and discreet slave and the Governing Body of the spiritual paradise on earth today. So, if you don't want to take these magazines, here's a program schedule for the Kingdom Hall, where you can come and learn more about New Jerusalem, new heavens, new earth, new commandment, new birth, new song, new creation, new personality, and the new covenant. Thank you for your time...which is not to be confused with a time and times and half a time.
  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Funny email watson,

    Greetings,

    How many really get past this anymore at the door?

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    Don't forget kingdom karaoke . . . fun for all ages.

  • nomoreguilt
    nomoreguilt

    Do you suppose that a 9 year old getting baptised has any understanding AT ALL about this? And yet, he is now DEVOTING his life and aligning himself with the WTBTS?

    NMG

  • watson
    watson

    Thus the need for further study of the "societies publications." They can go a little outside what is written.....

  • watson
    watson

    I think the term is "beyond what is written."

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