God is attending to an emergency elsewhwere

by edmond dantes 9 Replies latest jw friends

• 

  edmond dantes

  After considering all available scenarios I am of the opinion that the Creator started project planet earth and then unexpectedly got called away to another job, maybe to an emergency at the other side of a black hole and it is taking longer than than he first assumed to fix it.At the beginning he got as far as creating life on Earth and then whoosh ! he was away leaving the World not quite right.

  Bearing that in mind it is up to us ,the human race,to run things to the best of our abilities until the good Lord comes back and continues where he left off.We have to make sure that we look after the total package for him and ourselves and as far as is possible trying to right the wrongs.You know what I mean , we have to be keepers' and carers' and not religious nuts.

  When the Creator comes back he can answer all the questions we need to know but until then let's just get on with the task ahead.
• 

  daniel-p

  Stan is only one of His nemeses. He is currently in R'leyh, battling Cthulu.
• 

  potleg

  Maybe the "emergency job" he had to atttend to involved bowel evacuation. Listen up for the sound of many waters. Then a only then will he return to finish what he started.

  HOPE HE WASHES HIS HANDS.
• 

  freetosee

  No, not an emergency. I think God is a very busy person just trying to keep up with the WT New Light...
• 

  DoomVoyager

  Man, I am laughing until I can't breathe, I love this forum.
• 

  WTWizard

  Or, maybe he is power thinking what He needs to do to pull off Project Second Dark Ages on Earth without having something I post go and ruin it for Him.
• 

  kurtbethel

  I saw him in my newtonian reflector telescope hovering over the M81 galaxy containing a massive supernova explosion so it does not spill over into nearby inhabited systems.
  
  Does my sighting make me a Witness of Jehovah?
• 

  BurnTheShips

  I saw him in my newtonian reflector telescope hovering over the M81 galaxy containing a massive supernova explosion so it does not spill over into nearby inhabited systems.

  You are an apostate.

  Jehover's throne is in the Pleiades.

  Burn
• 

  BizzyBee

  Or, maybe he is power thinking what He needs to do to pull off Project Second Dark Ages on Earth without having something I post go and ruin it for Him.

  Too late.
• 

  edmond dantes

  God can multitask so therefore he must be off somewhere building other worlds and maybe he his making one better than this planet having learned where he went wrong with this one. Perhaps his other world is free from humans.