The Flight Attendant and Me

by Thirdson 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Thirdson
    Thirdson

    In politically correct America the wait staff on airliners are not termed stewards and stewardesses but rather flight attendants. After Joel Bear (no offense Joel, and I love you like a brother, but no more ) was the only person to name me as one of their crushes on a previous thread it reminded me of an event a few years back.

    Six years ago I was living in an apartment in the Minneapolis suburbs. It was a decent place on a lake, with private gardens, underground parking, car wash facility etc. Most apartments were rented by couples with a few families with kids. In addition Northwest Airlines rented several apartments that were used by trainee flight attendants attending school at NWA's Minneapolis/St. Paul airport facility. I had an apartment with a balcony overlooking the pool and could frequently observe off-duty, bikini clad flight attendants sunning themselves around the pool.

    One evening I took the trash out and walking back to my apartment I met one of the trainee flight attendants. We got talking about our countries of origin, our travels and work. The flight attendant asked me what I liked to do for fun when I was away on business. (Which is not much when I was working 14 hour days in the middle of Nebraska). Then I was asked whether I'd like to see the apartment the flight attendant and colleague were sharing. Despite the very friendly offers I declined and only then being the naive person I am did I realize that the interest was more than friendly hallway chat. It might have been different if not for one small detail. With all that young bikini wearing crowd there it was just my luck that it was a male flight attendant who was attracted to me!

    Thirdson

    'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    like the iceskating world, the majority of male flight attendants are gay.

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    Third son.
    I must ask you, do you have a rather protuberant posterior?
    A big ASS?
    Ive, in my time, recieved literally DOZENS (well, half a dozen)of propositions from homosexuals panting to jump into the sack with me.
    One day I mentioned this at a party to a cop friend of mine.
    He said it was because I had a BigBum.
    Seems those guys are turned on at the sight of a bigbutt just like ordinary boys hormones start swelling at the sight of a pair of ripe vibrating boobies.

  • Thirdson
    Thirdson

    Edward,

    No.

    Sometimes I am just slow on the uptake. It took me weeks to ask the girl I used to see in the office building where I worked to go out on a date and she gave me loads of hints. We got married last year. She thinks I have a very nice a$$ but that's not the reason she's attracted to me.

    I think attraction is based on a whole range of features and just as everyone is different so what attracts people differs.

    Thirdson

    'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Hi Thirdson,

    I agree. Attraction is more than to one physical feature. I am attracted to your smile and your cute boyish face.

    I will tell heterosexual men that I think they are attractive, but have no delusions that I am going to change their ways, just as the most beautiful woman could not change mine.

    I think you should simply view a come on from a man as you would a come on from a woman to whom you are not attracted, Thanks but no thanks.

    I have to add. Heterosexual men seem to always think homosexual men are attracted to their butts. I can assure you, the great majority of us are much more interested in the other side.

    Joel

  • BobsGirl
    BobsGirl

    What I wanna know is .... why do so many gay men hit on me????

    BobsGirl

    "May the work of your hands be a sign of gratitude and reverence to the human condition." - Mahatma Gandhi

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    I must say that I resent the horrendous stereotyping that is taking place
    in this thread. This is a perfect example of rampant heterophobia.

    I resent being categorized as a boobie-ogler. I am, and always will be,
    an ass man.

  • Flip
    Flip

    Egypt is not amused.

    It never ceases to amaze, how much like the WTBTS, many in control must be so willing to sacrifice others for their own self interest because those having influence can't be that stupid.

    http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWSLaw0111/14_gays-ap.html

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    I know a guy who works in Saudi Arabia and Egypt. He says that every men's bathroom in both countries has constant homosexual sex. They go crazy for it anywhere they can meet.

    Hypocrites.

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