10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault -- I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... Two inches more, and I would be king. She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
6) On wall in ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere. Written just below it: I do not.
5) He said... Shall we try a different position tonight? She said...That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
4) Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said...Who's gonna look?
3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
And the number 1 "He said...She said"
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would, but you're never there.
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