Parody of Song 182: Bullshit in Jarcaz' Head

I only got one verse done... maybe I'll finish it later. This follows in the spirit of my earlier Song 113 parody of "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" entitled "We're No Longer Witnesses!" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/136535/1.ashx

This one is sang to the tune of Song 182, "BALSAM IN GILEAD":

BULLSHIT IN JARACZ' HEAD

There's bull-shit in Ted Jar-acz' head
And from his mouth it spews!
It's her-ald-ed a-round the world
By Wit-ness-es as "News".

Yet what the Gov'-ning Body calls
Di-vine-ly wrought "New Light",
Is no-thing more than what we'd call
Ted Jaracz' "Holy Shite."

Good parody, the shifting doctrines of the JWs often leave people with a very foul smell in the mouth.

Funny!

JK

Sure sounds better than the original. There is no "balsam" in the Washtowel Slaveholdery--just crap.

More, more! Eagerly awaiting verse 2! You truly have a gift.

More, more! Eagerly awaiting verse 2! You truly have a gift.

There wasn't going to BE a verse two... but, since you asked:

Ted, do you know that oth-ers, too,
Pos-sessed like you might be
With feel-ings of im-port-ance-ness
And false hu-mil-ity?

You make the rules, you set the bars
That "Oth-er Sheep" must reach
Yet nev-er stop to sniff the air
And smell the crap you teach.

If y'all are offended by the parody, it's okay to say so! ;-)